Whee – Me!

Looks like Osama bin Laden was located a couple of years ago.

Thanks to dirtycock (see comments – June 25, 2008), I’ve learned that an alert Wal-Mart manager in Argentina fingered the world’s most wanted man (other than Brad Pitt, of course.)

Wanted Men: bin Laden (left,) a young Pitt (right)

Okay, so the guy wasn’t actually ObL himself. But he looked like him! Isn’t that good enough? Bushie boy should have been staging “Mission Accomplished – Part Deux.”

I’ve been to Wal-Mart once in my life. I was out for a motorcycle ride one afternoon, roaming aimlessly through Wisconsin, when I reached the town of Whitewater, where there’s a campus of the University of Wisconsin system. Puttering down the main street I passed a Wal-Mart and curiosity got the better of me. I U-turned and went in.

So, now I know. Wal-Mart is a big store. Big deal! With the way people talked about it back in the 90s, I thought magic happened there. Anyway, the foray wasn’t a total loss. I found a DVD of “The Big Lebowski” for $9.99. Nice deal.

The Dude, Donny, and Walter

Now we know Wal-Mart not only locks in its employees, it locks out guys who merely look like fugitive terrorists. I should have spent my ten bucks somewhere else.